who the fuck got spanked with a flip flop how was that suppose to hurt anything.
you’ve obviously never been spanked by a flip flop then
i remember the spoon, it broke on my ass and it hurt like fuck.
you didnt get spanked by a sandal you’d get slapped across your stupid face with it
you didnt grow up in mexico unless you were beaten viciously with a sandal thats why 40% of latino comedian material involves getting hit by your mother with sandals
Where’s the extension cord?
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