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Glade of Dreams

Home of the Rayman blog that has little to nothing to do with Rayman. Lum(s) singing
Aug 22 '12
shrap-null: chongotheartist: veggiesradicalgarden: spazzingtherightway: sovennix: who the fuck got spanked with a flip flop how was that suppose to hurt anything.  you’ve obviously never been spanked by a flip flop then belts tho. i remember the spoon, it broke on my ass and it hurt like fuck. you didnt get spanked by a sandal you’d get slapped across your stupid face with it you didnt grow up in mexico unless you were beaten viciously with a sandal thats why 40% of latino comedian material involves getting hit by your mother with sandals Where’s the extension cord?

shrap-null:

chongotheartist:

veggiesradicalgarden:

spazzingtherightway:

sovennix:

who the fuck got spanked with a flip flop how was that suppose to hurt anything. 

you’ve obviously never been spanked by a flip flop then

belts tho.

i remember the spoon, it broke on my ass and it hurt like fuck.

you didnt get spanked by a sandal you’d get slapped across your stupid face with it

you didnt grow up in mexico unless you were beaten viciously with a sandal thats why 40% of latino comedian material involves getting hit by your mother with sandals

Where’s the extension cord?

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    Aah… almost the cleaver, but it’s usually locking me out and then letting me back in for a date with the slipper or wire...
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  5. thhatlovelyunicornn reblogged this from brianadeshe and added:
    Got paddled. Still do smh
  6. brianadeshe reblogged this from quixon and added:
    never got the spoon, got that extension cord though
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    Lol ever got whooped with a wet face towel?
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    I forget half the shit I say. XD
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    no, it really wasn’t. but I’d rather have taken them to the mental anguish I suffered. bruises heal ..
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    omg… Flip flops don’t get good air like sneakers or a pair of heels (which also have a handle for close contact) and...
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