Glade of Dreams

Last chance for Grody answers

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:57 -0400

Quickly while I’m doing nothing at work.

Cooking Anon-san here! What's your opinion on having food involved in sex? I couldn't help but be reminded of that noodle that fell into your shirt. And, tbh, I'm not crazy about eating food off a naked, but sucking whip cream off of certain places might be interesting (though if that person is a hair-o-saurus I'd NOPE my way to China, 'cause hair in the mouth can't be all that tasty).

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:22:14 -0400

LMFAO HAHAHA SHIT. Noodle in cleavage is always gonna be great no matter what.

Food with sex isn’t something I’ve considered. I’m with you on sucking whipped cream, frosting or honey off certain body parts sounds great. But unfortunately when I think of food during sex I get this hilarious thought of eating a hoagy while getting porked. Like this video I saw of a mantis breeder, he’d feed the female and then would allow a male to mate with her so she wouldn’t be inclined to eat the male after mating.

I’m too silly.

whats your opinion on bondage (in general)

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:30:45 -0400

Bondage isn’t a bad thing. In cases with leather cat suits, masks and gimp outfits, that’s a bit extreme for me. But restraint, either tied up or held down is kinda hot tbh.

Tame bondage is ok in my book.

No one likes TMI Tuesdays as much as they should. You'd think Fetish Edition would really reel them in. My fetishes are fairly tame (tentacles of all varieties, cum inflation, short people, chubby people, drag queens), but I used to have a crazy friend who once did things like stick nails and needles into her boobs and even stick her (incredibly adorable and highly unlucky) hamster up her ass. She was super masochistic. Just thought I'd share something to make everyone feel bad. (I dunno.)

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:17 -0400

REALLY GRODY ASS TMI TOOSDAY.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:44:06 -0400

REALLY GRODY ASS TMI TOOSDAY.:

Fetish edition.

telvi1: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: mhm… yeah i’m sure that’s how...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:13:45 -0400

telvi1:

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

mhm… yeah i’m sure that’s how it’d go.

bencarignan: didyouknowgaming: No More...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:11:51 -0400

bencarignan:

didyouknowgaming:

No More Heroes.

http://www.1up.com/news/nordic-game-conference-heroes-film

this is the best thing I’ve ever read

thezombieaddict: I understand, play and adore Classical...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:59 -0400

thezombieaddict:

I understand, play and adore Classical Music~

Please keep singing Opera~ I’d love to hear it!!

It gets better when the ridicule you for listening to it.

flying-blades: this photoset is timeless Kanye Attack.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:51:23 -0400

flying-blades:

this photoset is timeless

Kanye Attack.

News: Microsoft confirms 'pre-owned fee' for Xbox One - ComputerAndVideoGames.com

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:49:06 -0400

News: Microsoft confirms 'pre-owned fee' for Xbox One - ComputerAndVideoGames.com:

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

incredibleends:

superdiscopartytime:

masterdust:

teruprince:

Xbox One: Microsoft has confirmed that all Xbox One games will require mandatory installation onto the system’s hard drive and, to install the same disc onto another user’s drive, a fee must be paid.

YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FCUKED UP

Money money money moooney

Moooneyyyy

Noped so hard my knees exploded.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE BUT YOU WERE WRONG

And with that, I know I will never own an Xbox One

What the fuck is with videogames bleeding everyone’s wallets dry?

A generation or two ago, people said PC gaming was dead because PC gaming is so expensive and consoles are cheaper and more immersive

Ironically

these days you can get libraries of games on the dime on PC (thank u gaben) and consoles now operate like activision’s wet dream.

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs: purplsosa: tommo-pan: If you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:46:39 -0400

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

purplsosa:

tommo-pan:

If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.

While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.

She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.

Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.

If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.

If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart.

EXPOSED

[lelling intensifies]

the-absolute-funniest-posts: majortvjunkie: remember when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:09 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

majortvjunkie:

remember when pitbull posted this on his facebook and said “I love my fans”

Its about time someone did this.

harveyjames: madygcomics: MY BARTKIRA PAGES. (omg so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:03:55 -0400

harveyjames:

madygcomics:

MY BARTKIRA PAGES. (omg so tired)

Mady interned for me this time last year, and is well on her way to being a tremendous artist.

Actually, I’m kind of bugging out over how many Bartkira artists are going to be People You’ve Heard Of in the future

tim tuesday

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:49:13 -0400

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riceslut: I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:26:21 -0400

riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND